Why I Suck at Life
, Friday, October 8, 2004 at 9:10 AM Comments (0)
Editor’s Note: This story was originally posted on the previous iteration of The Drubbing, 3SportsGods.
So after I finished eating my dinner and I was cleaning up, I went to put away my hamburger helper when Bam! It hit me. The helper; all over the floor, all over the inside of the refrigerator, all over the walls and all over me. No I am not talking about the Helper hitting me, I am talking about an euphony…I suck at life. Its true and I am going to show you why. All of a sudden today I cannot lift my throwing arm because my shoulder felt like someone ran a Mac 10 over it (this is probably from sleeping on my side) and on the ride home on the metro my neck stiffened up from reading a book. Now the kicker, I am currently hitting .460 and slugging .680 in my wooden bat baseball league (side note: you know you are doing well when you are the thinnest guy on the team yet you bat cleanup) and I have 4 games in 3 days coming up. However, I cannot move my neck to see the ball or lift my arm to throw!
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