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Ryan Doyle, is a die hard Boston sports fan, who is holding onto the last glimmer of hope that his arm will one day start throwing 95mph and they can make a Disney movie about his career in the Gulf Coast League. He also strongly believes the introduction of basketball jersey dresses is the greatest advance in woman's fashion since the thong. He can be reached at ryan@thedrubbing.com.
The XXX Olympics (I know, not as cool as it sounds)
, Tuesday, July 31, 2012 at 11:14 AM Comments (0)
What in God's name is Lisa doing to Bart?!
So far we are only a few days into the XXX Olympics and already a plethora of items have surfaced. First off, a big #Fail to London’s weather, I mean it’s the XXX Olympics, and your cool nights have forced the woman’s beach volleyball teams to wear long shirts and pants. But hey, at least we have woman’s field hockey, thanks Netherlands! Now, aside from ESPN’s article on the frat party gang bang that apparently goes on within the Olympic Village, 1 item just blew me away and it was from Men’s gymnastics. I know, but stay with me for a moment. During the Men’s team event, there was a big controversy over the home Brits getting Silver, and the Japanese 5th place. The Japanese coach at the scene of the score announcement filed an inquiry, which I guess is a complaint to review what happened in the final event. But the craziest part was he had cash in his hand as he approached the judges. And apparently, not only is this OK, it is standard procedure! Per the rules:
After the score has been posted, a coach may inquire about the Difficulty Score, first verbally and then in writing. An inquiry may be resolved by using video review. The initial inquiry must be made prior to the completion of the next gymnast’s routine. The written inquiry must be submitted before the end of the rotation, and the Superior Jury reviews the inquiry. A fee is assessed for filing an inquiry; it is returned if the inquiry is upheld.
Really? You need to pay to have an inquiry performed? Here is a list of questions that immediately came to mind:
- Do they accept credit cards?
- How about pay pal?
- Is exact change required?
- What currency is valid?
- What’s the exchange rate used?
- If you forgot your wallet, can you bum money off of another country?
- Is the coach reimbursed by his/her country for his payment?
I’m just blown away that a team has to pay AT THE OLYMPICS, with cash in hand to get something reviewed. Then, I started to think how this would apply to other sports. What about in the NFL, if they instituted anything over 3 replays in a game, you had to pay in cash, $175 for each additional review. Wouldn’t it be great to watch Andy Reid on his 5th replay of the game, running around trying to find someone who can break 2 c notes? Guarantee he buys a hotdog from a vendor to get change. Or what about Bill Belichick, he’d totally pay in pennies, just to be a dick.
Oh yeah, so the inquiry was upheld, the Japanese coach got his cash money back, and Japan ended up getting the silver medal, and Britain got the bronze. Good times!
Alternative Ending for the NBA lockout of 2011
, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 11:53 AM Comments (1)
We have a number of hoops-heads at The Drubbing. We believe that the NBA season can be saved. We believe that Dwayne Wade’s shouting match with Commissioner Stern will not lead us any closer to a new collective bargaining agreement. We believe that one player has the capability to thwart basketball Armageddon.
That player said that he would fly to New York for future negotiations if the negotiations were at a point that warranted his attendance. That player could save the NBA. That player’s name is Kobe Bryant. This is the story of how Kobe Bryant taking over the role of lead negotiator on behalf of the Union will save the NBA season.
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Remembering Hank Gathers
, Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 10:25 PM Comments (0)
Hank Gathers
20 years ago today, Hank Gathers took his last dunk, his last shot, and collapsed on the court against Portland. There have been many articles written about Hank, and even a movie. I was only 10 years old at the time, and it didn’t quite sit in what had happened. Why such a great athlete in great shape passed out and died right there on the court. One of the most memorable scenes for me was when LMU made the NCAA tournament and Bo Kimble, with a heavy heart, shot every one of his first free throws left handed as tribute. To this day that image sticks with me.
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*Chuck Norris Presents The Drubbing links of the week 47
, Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 8:35 PM Comments (0)
Who Dat? no really...who Dat?!
Chuck is allowing his Super Bowl date to take his place in the photo this week:
Who knew Drew Brees was this sick of an athlete.
Carl Nicks, you just won the Super Bowl, where you going?
Nothing like a lil Tecmo Bowl recap of the pick-6.
Norleans police are cracking down on what makes the city great….such a shame.
Your Weekly Chuck Norris Fact:
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse…horse’s are hung like Chuck Norris.
* Please note that Chuck Norris is in no way affiliated with The Drubbing or its writers. If he did find out we were using his name in a gimmick he would roundhouse kick all of us to death.
*Chuck Norris Presents The Drubbing links of the week 46
, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 at 2:23 PM Comments (0)
A few links this week before the Big game:
Who knew bobsledders wore thongs?
Your friend, his favorite, Mark Titus has a sweet retro video.
Now we know how Greg Oden spends his free time…breaking it down house party style.
Your Weekly Chuck Norris Fact:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Please note that Chuck Norris is in no way affiliated with The Drubbing or its writers. If he did find out we were using his name in a gimmick he would roundhouse kick all of us to death.
2010 NFL Conference Championship Picks
, Sunday, January 24, 2010 at 12:35 PM Comments (0)
Last week i was a little better, going 2-2 in my picks. These playoffs are a joke. Sure the “ratings” are the highest i 16 years, but all but 1 game has been a blow out and decided before the 2nd half. I can’t remember a more boring set of playoff games in the NFL. Also, did you know that all underdogs who have covered the spread, have won outright? Thats unreal. Off to the games:
Jets at Colts (-8.5)
That is an absurdly high line for, once again, a Colts team that does not blow teams out (thanks Ravens for laying a turd burger on me last week). I think the Colts will win, but it will be close so i am taking the Jets and the points. I hope this game ends in a tie and neither team can advance to the Super Bowl.
Vikings at Saints (-3.5)
Lets see, we have a defense that lives off big play turnovers, and a QB with the history of throwing it to the wrong colored team multiple times in big situations. I am taking the Saints. And i am hoping they continue on to win the SB, for the city’s first NFL Championship.
2010 NFL Divisional Round Picks
, Saturday, January 16, 2010 at 5:55 PM Comments (1)
Alrighty, whelp last week i proclaimed myself the Drubbing God of the week…this week i am the Goat of the week after going 0-4. Those games were absurd. 3 blowouts and one overthrow in OT followed by a face mask fumble recovery for winning TD play. Lets see if i can redeem myself this week.
Cards at Saints (-7)
The cards are an enigma. They can beat anyone in the league or they can lose to anyone in the league. It just depends on what Cards team shows up. I think this will be a close game, or an Arizona win. With that said, i am taking the points and the Cards.
Ravens at Colts (-6.5)
The Ravens absolutely destroyed my Patriots. I can’t remember purposely not watching the 4th Quarter of a Patriots playoff game ever in my lifetime. Well last weekend was the first time. Now, will the Ravens suffer a let down after a huge win? Possibly. But, the Colts do not blow teams out this year, they just don’t. Because of that, i don’t think the Colts, if they win, will cover the spread. Let’s go Ravens.
‘Boys at Vikings (-3)
God i wish neither team can win. Romo or Favre, that is as close to my personal hell in choosing teams as it can get. Outside of choosing Manning vs Manning in the Super Bowl. If that happens my eyes may start bleeding. Anywho, i think the Vikings can stuff the run with the wall of Williams and force the Cowboys to be one dimensional. I got the Vikes covering the spread and winning fairly easily. Yup, i am taking Favre to hopefully hand off the ball to the running backs 30-40 times.
Jets at Chargers (-7)
This is a tough one. I think the Chargers will win, and god i hope they win, but its a bad, bad, match-up for them. I am going to take the Jets (wincing) and the points as i believe it will be a low scoring affair.
*Chuck Norris Presents The Drubbing links of the week 45
, Friday, January 15, 2010 at 5:37 PM Comments (0)
The Tally is in on the 60yd race….. and its a tie with 33% of the voters saying Chris Johnson and also 33% of the voters saying Usain Bolt. I personally think Trinidad Holliday would smoke both in 60yds (4.2 40yd).
Check out the top 10 dunks from the NBA so far this season. My personal fav is Wade doing the Iverson, to Sideshow Bob.
The Bird man, gives his endorsement for….mattresses?
Check out this article on the quiet Marvin Harrison. So bizzarre.
Your Weekly Chuck Norris Fact:
Chuck Norris has good reason to believe that Mary was, in fact, not a virgin.
* Please note that Chuck Norris is in no way affiliated with The Drubbing or its writers. If he did find out we were using his name in a gimmick he would roundhouse kick all of us to death.
The Drubbing God of the week… Me
, Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 5:37 PM Comments (1)
Writing for The Drubbing has some perks. On top of the mass amounts of fame, money and women, i also get to have the final say in the articles. So, i am brandishing myself, Ryan Doyle, the Drubbing God of the week.
During the 2009-2010 NFL season i somehow transformed into the modern day Jimmy the Greek. Let me explain. I finished #1 in a group of people that picked every NFL game against the spread each week. I finished with a 140-113 record against the spread, pretty unreal. Imagine if gambling was legal and money was involved, i would have won quite a lot of money from the 20+ person pot. I was on fire all year. I finished picking the most game correct from my group only once the entire year (and even that one i tied with someone else), but i finished 2nd 6 weeks. That my friends is a model of consistency. I used a combination of first instincts and taking the points when the Colts and Steelers were favored (both teams grossly over valued all season long) and rode that all season long.
So with that said, here are my picks for the Wildcard weekend:
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*Chuck Norris Presents The Drubbing links of the week 44
, Friday, January 8, 2010 at 7:38 PM Comments (0)
While we are headed into the NFL playoffs, its the NBA that has had some odd events lately.
Some odd things going on in the NBA recently. From Scottie Pippen having a press release related to beating up midgets, to Chris Quinn’s Miami heat mobster bio photo, to Luc Longley naming a shrimp. And none of these even include Gilbert Arenas.
Then we have a Randy Moss mask.
Your Weekly Chuck Norris Fact:
Chuck Norris does not get frost bite. He bites frost.
* Please note that Chuck Norris is in no way affiliated with The Drubbing or its writers. If he did find out we were using his name in a gimmick he would roundhouse kick all of us to death.
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