The Drubbing

Pacman has a new slang term for strippers... "children"

Pacman has done a lot of undesirable things in his life. But he hasn’t done this. As the NFL continues to work on it’s image rehabilitation program, there are naturally a few players that just can’t get on board. Adam Pacman Jones is the league’s lightning rod and poster boy for their legal Troubles. Pacman has been charged with everything from assault, vandalism, disorderly conduct and public intoxication to obstruction of justice, marijuana possession and has allegedly been involved in a shooting at a Las Vegas strip club. But for all the things Pacman has done, Corey McIntyre, fullback for the Buffalo Bills, found something that he hasn’t done. And that’s fondling himself outside of a woman’s home.

McIntyre was allegedly playing with himself in front of a window outside the home of a 59 year old woman. After knocking on the window, McIntyre allegedly fled the scene when the woman came out to look to see what was outside.

On second thought, an NFL fullback on this might be as suspicious as riding a bicycle at night

McIntyre was later found in the area by police, while he was riding around on his bicycle. A bicycle! Come on man, for $520,000 the least you can do is get a Vespa. Maybe even a used car. But a bicycle, that’s just asking for trouble. Nothing attracts attention like a grown ass man riding around on a bicycle at night.

Update: McIntyre, who has maintained his innocence throughout the investigation has since been cleared of the charges. His identification by a witness was called into question. In his defense, McIntyre claimed he was riding his bike in the area as part of his regular workout on the night in question. Dude, get a stationary bike. Or workout during the day.