The Drubbing

Blue Chips 2, feature John Calipari

The “Blue Chips” award to John Calipari, for going to Kentucky.  How does a coach get really good young recruits to go to schools like UMass and Memphis?  I have no idea, but Calapari has a knack for it.  I am not accusing John of any illegal recruiting violations or shawdy academic records (although i did hear a funny rumor that Joey Dorsey is illiterate, not that illiteracy is comical, but the fact someone can graduate college not being able to read).  What i am saying is that i foresee some troubles down in bluegrass country as this school has a lot higher visibility than Memphis or UMass.

The “Poster” award goes to Durrell Summers from Michgan St.  The majority of the time Stanley Roberts will posterize other players, and on certain occasions, whole teams (like he did later in the game against the Spartans).  Unfortunately for him, when you contest as many shots as he does, you are bound to get dunked on.

The “Gunner” award to A.J. Price.  Price should never shoot the ball 20 times in a pickup game, never mind in the Final Four.  If he spent half as much time in the gym practicing shooting, as he did in the dorms handling laptops, maybe the Huskies would have won the game.

The “BCS Bowl game” award to the lax officiating in the UConn Michigan St game.  Apparently the game plan for the 3 officials was “no blood no foul”, unless of course on a charge.  I think the Spartans played very hard, hustled more, and just plain wanted the ball more than the Huskies.  I like Tom Izzo, he is a very good coach, however, i particularly do not care for his, as Rodney Griffen says, football on the hardwood game planning.

The “Bro” award to Draymond Green of Michigan St.  Someone needs to get this kid a training bra.  I haven’t seen manboobs

One of the Most exciting teams in NCAA history

like that since Phil Mickelson jogged at Augusta. I wonder if Green has to use the woman’s locker room to shower.

The “UNLV NCAA Title game” award goes to the Tar Heels beating bejesus out of the Spartans.  This was like UNLVhanding Duke a103-73 loss in 1990.  With the exception being, that game was inifinitely more entertaining.  From the high flying dunks, to the aerobatic blocked shots, the Runnin’ Rebs were playing like they were paid to win.