The Drubbing

Ed Reed is better than you.

Ed Reed knows “Bo Knows” better than to mess with Ed Reed.

Ed Reed is better than Ryan never writing another article for TheDrubbing.com.

Ed Reed is faster than Usain Bolt.

Ed Reed is better than the best thing in your life.

Ed Reed is funnier than the Steve Carell, Jimmy Kimmel, or insert your favorite comedian here

Ed Reed is better than a long weekend.

Ed Reed looks better in purple than People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Hugh Jackman.

Ed Reed is better than Brian Dawkins.

Ed Reed could tackle Bo Jackson in Tecmo Super Bowl.

Ed Reed is better than Troy Polamalu.

Ed Reed would make a better President than Barack Obama.

Ed Reed is better than Jim Brown.

Ed Reed could intimidate the globe and tackle a tank.

Ed Reed is better than James Harrison.

Ed Reed is smarter than Warren Buffet.

Ed Reed is better than James Harrison.

Ed Reed hits harder than the Miami Dolphins.

Ed Reed covers the spread by himself.

Ed Reed is better than the Tennessee Titan-Oilers.

Ed Reed covers spreads by himself.

Ed Reed is better than the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Ed Reed caught Marlo Stanfield by himself.

Ed Reed is better than the Arizona Cardinals.

Ed Reed has better hands than Terrell Owens.

Ed Reed is better than the Philadelphia Eagles.

Ed Reed could dunk on Dwight Howard.

Ed Reed is better than the better than the game of football itself.

Ed Reed could heal the world by himself.

Ed Reed is better at making hits than Timbaland.

Ed Reed already found the Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Ed Reed is better than the best thing in your life.

Ed Reed is #20 in Purple, repping Charm City, the U, and the Ravens, taking back picks, hitting harder than Ray Lewis, and catching more TDs than Steve Smith.

Ed Reed is better than you.